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Day My Mother Caught Me Pants Down With A Girl — Denrele Edun

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Popular Nigerian entertainer, Denrele Edun, has revealed one of the worst moments of his life. The eccentric TV host, via his verified Instagram handle, relived the moment his mother caught him pants down with his then-girlfriend.

According to Edun, the incident happened in 1999 when he was 18 years old.

Sharing one of his throw back pictures, he wrote, “1999. I was 18. When it comes to my list of sex nightmares, my mum walking in on me probably tops d list! I was dating one of the hottest girls in my hood (Ebute Metta) then, but my Mum was unimpressed! She just couldn’t stand the sight of the girl but I didn’t give a flying f**k! I was 18 and damn well was gonna enjoy adolescence.

“One fateful Tuesday (after so much strategic planning), I had arranged for this chic to meet me up at d house. 6:30 PM sharp! My Dad and younger sisters would have gone to choir practice; my Grandma and evil cousins were at Bible Study and my Mum would have gone to her MFM Prayer Warrior Service.

“Baby girl and I were going to do the ‘Deed’ after weeks of endless ‘petting’, ‘making out’ and ‘groping genitalia’!”(sic)
Recounting the incident, Edun, said that his mother entered the dimly lit room where he was making out with the girl and caught them in the act.

“Long story cut short; We were going at ‘it’ in the dimly lit living room when my Mum walked in on us. ‘Shit!’ as we jumped off each other. Me scrambling to wear my pants and my babe covering her full breasts to my Mum’s glaring disapproval and disgust.

“‘So, this is what you’ve been coming to do in this house’, my mum said calmly at her. (Tiwa Savage style).” (sic)
The TV host turned actor noted that he had to ‘defend’ his lady when his mother caught them naked together.
Edun continued, “Omo, I stood tall and faced her. I was 18. I could talk back. ‘She came to greet me. Why aren’t U in church?’, I retorted. My mum muttered something in her Indian dialect and left. I knew trouble was brewing but HIAN!

“Baby girl, on the other hand, was shaking so bad. Saw her off to the junction & she went home.” (sic)

Although his mother did not react to the incident that day, Edun revealed that when his mother decided to react weeks later, she embarrassed him in public, in the presence of all his friends and schoolmates.

He said, “Fast forward to a few months after; I had planned a massive party in the area with another friend of mine (late Abass, RIP) and as it was my 1st year in UNILAG, turnout was MADT! Peeps were photocopying the I.Vs and we were feeling FLY!

“Halfway into the rave, my Mum walked in and I could sense something was amiss but was caught up rocking babes on the dance floor. My mum took the microphone from the DJ and faced the crowd. Omo, she finished me that night! She spoke about my bedwetting back in the day, my lazy antics… In short, she open my yansh, De-REP me FINISH! I was so embarrassed.

“Her parting shot; ‘You have 5 mins to finish whatever nonsense you’re doing here and come wash the dirty dishes u left at d backyard!’. I’m laughing now but Mehn, it wasn’t funny then!”(sic)

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I Miss My Old Self – Tonto Dikeh Says

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Actress Tonto Dikeh has revealed how she misses her old self after a lady rained insult on her saying her son King Andre is ugly and useless.

The lady who got pissed about Tonto Dikeh announcing her birthday winner on her page rained dirty insult on her and her son claiming that they will teach her son some lesson when he joins the local school which he would do soon.

The lady appears to be angry about something but then vented her anger on Tonto Dikeh insulting her as if they have a problem and was even sure that she will soon send her son to the local school and the kids there will show him how life is.

Tonto Dikeh reacting to that only cried out for missing her old self as she would have looked for this lady and beat the hell out of her if she was still in the world as some time ago but thanks to God she wouldn’t do that.

According to Tonto Dikeh, these are the kind of people she and her boys use to trace, catch, and beat the hell out of when she was still in the world but the thoughts of waking her friend are terrifying for her even though she misses her.

Tonto Dikeh went ahead to pray for the lady who rained insult on her that God heals this bitterness that dwells in that childish heart of hers praying that her children never be useless and better than her in Jesus’s Name.

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I’ll Kill You With Music – Rudeboy Brags

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Singer Rudeboy has bragged about his musical career saying he’s going to kill fans with music for them to understand the term Ruddykillus.

Rudeboy has disclosed that he’s going to release an album next month and ahead of that has bragged about how good he is saying he’s going to kill fans and music lovers with music then they will understand the term Rudykillus.

According to him, he is going to kill us with music then we will understand the true meaning of Rudykillus asking us to just wait for it and we guess it has to do with his album which is supposed to be out next month.

Rudeboy after separating from his brother Peter Okoye has been feeding fans with some good tunes and now has decided to release his first album as a solo artist and we can’t wait to see what he has for us especially now that his brother also has an album.

Whether Rudeboy likes it or not his album would be compared to that of his brother Peter Okoye by their fans and some might even criticize him worse than they criticized his brother when he released his album.

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Tope Alabi Finally Break Silence, Tenders Apology To Yinka Alaseyori

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Popular gospel singer, Tope Alabi has finally broken her silence after she received heavy backlash from Nigerians for criticizing a song by her younger colleague.

Alabi however denied that she was jealous of the Oniduromi crooner days after talking down on the song in a public concert.

In a recent facebook post by Church Gist, it published Alabi’s apology where she described Alaseyori as her daughter in ministry.

According to her, alot of people have been calling her regarding the issue adding that she is not envious of Alaseyori, adding that the sky is wide enough for everyone to fly.

Read an excerpt of the post below:

“…..I’m not a perfect person yet, I’m still a work in progress in the hands of God. I want people to see me as a mere mortal with my own weaknesses, human frailties and as a learner in the limitless knowledge of God.

“I see the depth of anger as the measure of their love, admiration, and solid support for me and for all of us in the singing ministry. Let me acknowledge that my mistake was that I externalised a personal message in public, and I’m awfully sorry for doing that.”

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